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		<title>My wife got shot</title>
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Why? She couldn&#8217;t talk anymore
When? About 1 hour ago
By whom? Her doctor
Where? In his office
How? By a needle

Seriously: I took my wife to the doctor as she was having a flu and on top of ...]]></description>
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<li>Why? She couldn&#8217;t talk anymore</li>
<li>When? About 1 hour ago</li>
<li>By whom? Her doctor</li>
<li>Where? In his office</li>
<li>How? By a needle</li>
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<p align="left"><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/doctor-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="58" height="78" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="doctor smiley">Seriously: I took my wife to the doctor as she was having a flu and on top of that she couldn&#8217;t speak anymore. </p>
<p align="center">Now I know lots of men would be very happy to have a wife like that&#8230;</p>
<p align="left">Having said so, I drove her to the doctor who gave her an antibiotics jab on the spot. Although the only antibiotics we normally take are the ones we find in honey: this time her flu was getting really from bad to worse. A running nose is one thing, not being able to swallow and loosing your voice is another thing.</p>
<p align="left">Anyway, gave her a warm cup of milk with some extra honey, and now she is happily sleeping away.</p>
<p align="left">That gives me 5 minutes to write this post and then it will be me doing the cooking: Mashed potatoes, mashed anything to keep swallowing easy. </p>
<p align="left">Best case scenario: the antibiotics works fast (that&#8217;s the whole idea for getting a double dose injected) and she can eat normally soonest. (And I can go gardening as I am eager to put some peas in the soil&#8230;).</p>
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