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		<title>4 weddings and a funeral</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh well, there must be much more happening than that on a global perspective.
But we had our neighbour over for a cop of coffee just now and she was talking about her son: a 40 ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh well, there must be much more happening than that on a global perspective.</p>
<p>But we had our neighbour over for a cop of coffee just now and she was talking about her son: a 40 something businessman, happily married with a child of 14 years old&#8230;</p>
<p>Happily married? Well, he just divorced his wife and got himself a new Thai bride. Thailand can be more than just an exotic holiday destination it seems.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/iraq-smiley.gif" width="213" height="300" border="0" alt="iraq smiley"></p>
<p>Anyway, I still prefer this kind of news than the daily absurd killings on the TV news <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>I mean: a divorce is sad but a re-marriage is fun. </p>
<p>Where is there any good news about the Iraq war??? Just useless killings of innocent lives because there are some <b>hidden interests that are really worth billions</b>!!!</p>
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		<title>US government wastes billions to create&#8230; space waste</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s quite disturbing: I am blogging about how you can earn an extra few
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&#8230; and then this news comes in.
Bush wants to shoot a 2006 spy satellite because well: 

it didn&#8217;t work well ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s quite disturbing: I am blogging about how you can earn an extra few<br />
dollars by blogging&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230; and then this news comes in.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/bomb-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="104" height="79" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="bomb smiley">Bush wants to shoot a 2006 spy satellite because well: </p>
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<li>it didn&#8217;t work well in the first place</li>
<li>it could fall on somebodies&#8217; head&#8230;</li>
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<p align="center"><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/billions-in-the-air.jpg" width="205" height="154" border="0" alt="waste billions to make more waste"></p>
<p align="center"><i>Spend billions on a satellite and than send a missile to destroy it&#8230;</i></p>
<h2 align="left">Who is retired and who is retarded?</h2>
<p align="left">How big an idiot do you need to be to say: <i>we need to shoot the satellite down because it could fall on somebodies&#8217; head. </i></p>
<p align="center"><b>What about debris? </b></p>
<p align="left"><i>The earth is 75% water and most of the places are inhabited, so the chance that any debris falls on somebodies&#8217; head is quite small&#8230;</i></p>
<h2 align="left">Why don&#8217;t we have enough retirement money?</h2>
<p align="left">Tax money well spent in the air? Why don&#8217;t you just burn the money once you receive it? </p>
<p align="center"><b>Why can all this happen?</b></p>
<p align="left">Because in our democratic system we don&#8217;t have people to vote for that care about us, nor about our children it seems <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' />  Clinton and Obama speak about healthcare, not about retirees. And the republicans love to shoot away money in Iraq&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Oprah for President</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/election-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="82" height="276" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="election smiley">I know Oprah because my wife watches her every day. Which is great since my wife filters out all the rubbish and from time to time I learn some good tips for eating and living healthy, or a simple yet good recipe or some wisdom about this or that disease.</p>
<p>Now I was always told that Oprah didn&#8217;t mingle with politics, until today I saw for myself how she and her dear friend Maria Schriver (oh yes, from the Kennedy clan) endorses Barack Obama&#8230; </p>
<p>So I wonder&#8230; how much lobbying is needed for Obama to get endorsed on the &quot;I don&#8217;t mingle with politics&quot; most popular US daily show? </p>
<p>If it&#8217;s not about race like we are supposed to believe, then why doesn&#8217;t one woman like Oprah endorse another woman like Hillary Clinton? </p>
<p>Oh yes, right, I forgot &quot;Oprah doesn&#8217;t mingle with politics&#8230;&quot; So it&#8217;s just &quot;smart&quot; from the Kennedy&#8217;s to have a foot in the house of the Oprah show, especially during elections&#8230;.</p>
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