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		<title>Back Home :-)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those wondering why no updates since August, well, we helped our oldest son to built up his house in Portugal in the mountains, just in time to have everything ready before the first snow ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/home-smiley.jpg" align="left" width="111" height="111" border="0" alt="Home Smiley">For those wondering why no updates since August, well, we helped our oldest son to built up his house in Portugal in the mountains, just in time to have everything ready before the first snow fell.</p>
<p>And now back home ready to unpack, more updates later this week!</p>
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		<title>Unhappy smiley face</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cells]]></category>
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Today&#8217;s unhappy smiley face is dedicated on the 41 year old woman who got buried today in our little town&#8230;
You guess it right, she died from cancer and has been going in and out of ...]]></description>
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<p>Today&#8217;s unhappy smiley face is dedicated on the 41 year old woman who got buried today in our little town&#8230;</p>
<p>You guess it right, she died from cancer and has been going in and out of remission for years&#8230; </p>
<p>It started with a <a href="http://www.stomachcancersymptoms.org" target="_blank" title="Stomach Cancer">stomach cancer</a> and seems that one spread no matter all the chemotherapy she underwent&#8230;</p>
<p>But 41 really is no age to leave this planet.</p>
<p>How many people need to die still before any government starts tackling healthy food, healthy water and healthy air?</p>
<p>Cancer are just cells that get bizerk and the easiest way to go bizerk is coming in touch with poison or call it: </p>
<ul>
<li>pesticides</li>
<li>herbicides</li>
<li>preservatives</li>
<li>medicine</li>
<li>&#8230;</li>
</ul>
<p>If people start dying around my age, that&#8217;s frightening to say the least, so if people have to go around 40&#8230; <b>that&#8217;s a clear reason for an unhappy smiley face for the rest of today</b>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Back to work?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Retirement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smiley]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think so!  
What happened? I got a phone call yesterday asking me if I want to teach unemployed people &#34;what life is all about in the corporate world&#34;.
Now I do love teaching ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think so! <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/clock-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="117" height="108" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="clock smiley">What happened? I got a phone call yesterday asking me if I want to teach unemployed people &quot;what life is all about in the corporate world&quot;.</p>
<p>Now I do love teaching since knowledge is power.</p>
<p>On the other hand: I do love being retired, as I still have 1001 things to do.</p>
<p>And on top of that: since I am retired, I don&#8217;t live by the clock&#8230; Being on time??? I have all the time in the world&#8230; Well, not exactly but it feels good not to have a watch nor deadlines to follow.</p>
<p>So for the time being I decline. Maybe 1 day if I am bored or need some extra cash&#8230; or both!</p>
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		<title>A cup of coffee anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retirement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smiley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bakery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[espresso machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goodies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lunch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love weekends. You would say: why? You are retired already?
Well, my kids aren&#8217;t nor some of my friends, so for them it&#8217;s the only time they have to pay a visit.
So I bought a ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/coffee-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="102" height="113" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="coffee smiley">I love weekends. You would say: why? You are retired already?</p>
<p>Well, my kids aren&#8217;t nor some of my friends, so for them it&#8217;s the only time they have to pay a visit.</p>
<p>So I bought a nice espresso machine as soon as I was retired and I have the impression people are getting used to it <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s great to offer people a drink, especially when it is healthy and quite delicious. Especially Sunday at lunch with fresh goodies from the bakery: yummies!</p>
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		<title>No spare parts when your body gets old</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[arthritis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glasses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[little piny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was 40 I never said but I always thought: gosh, I am not in my twenties anymore. And now having passed the big 60, I must say I am not 40 anymore&#8230;
A big ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was 40 I never said but I always thought: gosh, I am not in my twenties anymore. And now having passed the big 60, I must say I am not 40 anymore&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/old-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="111" height="104" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="old smiley">A big nuisance are the eyes: carrying around 2 pairs of glasses is quite troublesome.</p>
<p>Yet the main problem is arthritis: the &quot;oil&quot; between my joints is unfortunately not replaceable, unlike the oil in the engine of my car. Especially my little finger (which I broke ages ago) sounds as if there is sand inside&#8230; </p>
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		<title>Getting a bit fat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cakes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coffee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gaining weight]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woops, since I am helping with the laundry these days, I was thinking my trousers had shrunk, maybe I had used too hot water in the washing machine?
Turns out I still have the perfect skills ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/scale-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="137" height="103" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="scale smiley">Woops, since I am helping with the laundry these days, I was thinking my trousers had shrunk, maybe I had used too hot water in the washing machine?</p>
<p>Turns out I still have the perfect skills to read instructions and operate machines <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The real thing is that drinking coffee and eating cakes (my wife loves making cakes) and waffles (my wife makes the dough, and I love to bake)&#8230; I am gaining weight without noticing it.</p>
<p>Well, my trousers were trying to tell me something, and now my scale confirmed: retirement can make me fat <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>My alarm-clock are my chickens</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 08:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First thing I did when I went to bed the first day of my retirement was:

taking my alarm-clock
removing the battery
putting all deep down in the closet&#8230;

So these days I wake up when I hear my ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First thing I did when I went to bed the first day of my retirement was:</p>
<ul>
<li>taking my alarm-clock</li>
<li>removing the battery</li>
<li>putting all deep down in the closet&#8230;</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/egg-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="100" height="100" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="egg smiley">So these days I wake up when I hear my chicken making &quot;a hell of a noise&quot;. Which in chicken language means: I have just laid an egg!</p>
<p>Brilliant I must say! Just have to put on my clothes and get myself the most fresh egg ever. </p>
<p>I love breakfast with egg in the morning. Seems I do have a tight schedule even being retired, as it took me 3 days to write this post&#8230; Oh well, I am not at all complaining!</p>
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		<title>Say aaah!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coming down with a flu&#8230; My own stupidity: working in the garden: sweating like hell in my cold clothes and than taking out my sweater and continuing.
According to my wife I have to stop thinking ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/doctor-smiley.jpg" align="right" width="130" height="130" border="1" vspace="2" hspace="4" alt="doctor smiley">Coming down with a flu&#8230; My own stupidity: working in the garden: sweating like hell in my cold clothes and than taking out my sweater and continuing.</p>
<p>According to my wife I have to stop thinking I am superman.</p>
<p>Well, it&#8217;s just a mild flu the doctor said and in the mean time I am testing out how my health insurance is treating me after retirement. It should be cheaper&#8230; which is quite illogical as the older you get, the more health issues could come up.</p>
<p>Anyway, just make sure we eat healthy food from the garden, eat our own organic eggs and next year I will set up my own roosters. They do sell organic meat at one of our butchers, so that&#8217;s already better than nothing. But we do have the space and the chickens, so roosters is the next logical step.</p>
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		<title>Garden: almost done</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Garden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Smiley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chickens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[having kittens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mice]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sweet peppers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, we just need to wait until the 10th of May before we can finish the job putting the fragile tomatoes, zucchinis, cucumbers and sweet peppers in the open air.
Meanwhile our cat is having kittens ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, we just need to wait until the 10th of May before we can finish the job putting the fragile tomatoes, zucchinis, cucumbers and sweet peppers in the open air.</p>
<p>Meanwhile our cat is having kittens again, so that will keep the mice out of the corn we feed our organic chickens with.</p>
<p>As you can see, blogging these days is going a bit slow. Something went wrong with uploading the pictures, and my young niece isn&#8217;t around to help.</p>
<p>And without smileys, this blog really looks a bit dull, so I hope having it all fixed soonest. yet when you are retired, things are not as urgent anymore as long as life goes on <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Growing tomatoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 07:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Outdoor Travel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Garden]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cherry tomato]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[growing tomatoes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s March, so my computer is enjoying his retirement, because I am in the garden and the greenhouse  
Every August people ask me what strawberries to plant and every March, people ask me what ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s March, so my computer is enjoying his retirement, because I am in the garden and the greenhouse <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Every August people ask me what strawberries to plant and every March, people ask me what tomatoes to grow&#8230;</p>
<p>Well: you grow the tomatoes you prefer of course!</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/tomato-smiley.jpg" width="143" height="129" border="0" alt="tomato smiley"></p>
<p>The next best answer is: you grow the seeds you can find in the shops&#8230; Some shops have really limited choices, so &#8230; that&#8217;s why you have no choice&#8230;</p>
<p>Myself I just take a day to drive around all the seed and garden shops nearby to see what&#8217;s on offer. If there is a new tomato variety, I buy and try.</p>
<p>I also try to harvest seeds from the tomatoes I grow, but when it comes to seeds of Hybrid tomatoes: it mostly doesn&#8217;t give good results the next crop.</p>
<p>Because my garden is big, I love to have variety: the Italian tomatoes, yellow tomatoes and the dwarf tomatoes: those that give tomatoes when the plant doesn&#8217;t even reach your knee! Ideal for under glass:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/small-tomato-greenhouse.jpg" width="200" height="130" border="0" alt="cherry tomato greenhouse"></p>
<p align="center"><i>Cherry Tomato &quot;greenhouse&quot;</i></p>
<p>Then there are people that love to pick tomatoes with the stalk&#8230; personally I cannot be bothered because I eat the tomato, not the little stalk attached to it!</p>
<p>In my greenhouse I use &quot;indeterminate varieties&quot; that keep on growing until it freezes, which due to very mild winters can go deep until December. The opposite are the determinate tomatoes: they grow more or less as high as a 10 year old child, so you don&#8217;t have to invent big constructions to support the plant.</p>
<p>And of course there are tomatoes in between the 2 mentioned above: they grow a bit higher than myself but do stop growing eventually. Read the tomato seed package before buying.</p>
<p>Anyway, back to work, oops&#8230; gardening fun <img src='http://www.outdoortravelhumor.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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